+ faq +

+ general faq +

+ Who are you? A deadened Australian artist. Read my personal info for more.

+ How do you draw so well? Er. 20 years of practice? Beats me.

+ Will you teach me how to draw? No - I haven't the time, inclination or ability. Sit down and practice, like the rest of us.

+ What's this 'digital' bullshit - tell me what program you're colouring with! Yeah, okay. I used to use Adobe Photoshop 5.5, but I've long since upgraded to 7. I also very occasionally like to pretend I know how to use OpenCanvas 3.

+ Can I use your art on my site? No, sorry, you can't - you're welcome to link to my site, right here, but that's about it.

+ Can I use your art for icons/sigs/tubes/personal desktop wallpapers? Yes, you can, for the most part. I am totally cool with you saving my art for private viewing or for your desktop. But if you're going to make icons or sigs, please do credit me for the art, and even maybe email me so I can see what you came up with! As for tubing... no. No, no and no. Tubing is for losers.

+ Can I use one of your characters as my RPG character? No, you may not. Those are my characters, they are not for your use.

+ Will you draw me ____? If it's a Harry Potter request that doesn't involve original characters, you can suggest I draw it, but it doesn't mean it'll actually happen (it probably won't). Otherwise, no - it's not fair to the people who actually pay me to draw.

+ Will you do an art trade with me? No, and nobody is as sorry as I. I take literally months to complete my half, thusly, I no longer commit to them, for the sanity of everyone involved. The only exception to the rule is if I approach you first. Which is... never, if I recall.

+ Will you draw me something if I give you something other than money, such as art exposure? Hahaha... no.

+ Do you take commissions? Yes, absolutely, depending on how busy I am. Go here for details.

+ Your art is great! Will you be my friend? If that's your basis for friendship, no thanks. If you're interested in me in general, however, you're welcome to contact me and have a go.

+ Why are you sometimes a total bitch? I have red hair. Duh. ;B

+ Why do you keep drawing so much gay? I like gay. Gay makes me happy like lesbians make middle-aged pornsite-trawlers happy.

+ Okay, then why does most of your gay look painful or abusive? I thrive on the suffering of fictional characters. :D

Marry me, Carrot! Nah. My Kira-thing would have your head. <3

Do kangaroos... like... hop around in the street? No, damn it.

Is Vegemite really your god? Yea verily, once upon a time there was a god named Vegemite... but I no longer follow it as fervidly as I once did. If you don't know what Vegemite is, and shame on you if you don't, do go here and be enlightened.


+ harry potter faq +

+ Why so much Harry Potter? Draw something else! Because Harry Potter is my one fandom and I love it so. If you don't like it... well, er, tough. I don't forsee myself stopping drawing HP fanarts for a while yet. :D

+ Do you do HP requests? I take requests involving canon characters, but it doesn't mean I'll actually necessarily do them - so, I take suggestions, rather than actual requests.

+ I want to do dirty things with your Rodolphus Lestrange and/or Macnair and/or Rookwood. We all do, dear.

+ What's with all the Death Eaters? I find them very fascinating. As usual, the bad guys are more interesting than the good guys, for me. So I draw them and explore the side of HP that most people don't. :B

Yay, you draw Death Eaters! I'm a Dark Lord supporter, too! No you aren't. If Voldemort was real, the lot of us non-magic people would be right near the top of his shit-list, right under "Harry Potter" and a crossed-out "Albus Dumbledore". But hey, if you really want to support an elitist, prejudiced and murderous cause... try the KKK or the Neo-Nazis. They're actually real.

+ BUT you have a Dark Mark tattoo - you must be a hypocrite. It's my HP tribute tattoo. I am fantard enough to get a fandom tattoo, not fantard enough to harp on about my allegience to a fictional organisation. Great for scaring the kids at the movies. :D

+ Are you ever actually going to draw more of the good guys? Eventually, I imagine.